A Bit Much

I like love poems and all that jazz, but people should REALLY start thinking about the words they use if their goal is for people to believe them. I hate hearing sh*t like: "I want to be with you every minute of every hour of everyday of every week of every month of every season of every year of every decade of every score... blah, blah, blah." It all sounds great at the moment, but call that poet in five years and ask him/her if they want to get out of the house. They'll be knocking on your door before you hang up the phone. As for you dudes who write overly-exaggerated sh*t like that, WE KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET IN HER PANTS!!